Getting a Hair Cut

as u probably know, guys get hair cut more often than girls
and guys tend to keep their hair short
well i need a hair cut
i cant remember when i got my last hair cut
i think it was summer but anyways its too long know
i found out today that my hair can cover my face literary

i am not emo btw
i brush my hair back so i didnt noticed that it was this long

i remember i started to grow my hair out after a horrible incident
summer of 07 before my senior year in high school began i needed to take a photo for yearbook
my hair was long so i decided to tidy thing up before i took the picture
i went to Fantastic Sam's near by where a Chinese lady who can speak fairly good English cuts my hair, her name is Lisa
unfortunately Lisa wasnt there that day
so someone else cut my hair
i told him:

"#1 (length of hair according to their menu) on the sides and back, and i want to spike my hair"

i guess he didnt understand me (his English was really bad)
i took off my glasses and he went to work
while he was cutting my hair i had a bad feeling, i said short but it felt like he was shaving my head
after every thing was done i put my glasses and look in the mirror
i was in shock...
there was about 1/2 inch of hair standing on my head!!!

now i didnt complain, i am too kind hearted (this is my curse and my gift)
i took the yearbook picture the next day and avoided my friends for 2 weeks
after this i started to grow my hair out
one time it was soooo long that i can tie a short ponytail on the back of my head
since that day
the only hair cut i got was
trims and more trims

but tomorrow i am gonna go to a new place
and actually cut my hair
go back to my old style because i have 2 bottles of hair jell and
i cant use the jell for my current long hair
hope nothing bad happens